Tanaka is a bum!

When you need Tanaka to beat a last place team, he turns into a bum! A very ordinary pitcher. I for one, am getting tired of his act! Ever since he broke in and got hurt, he's been a different pitcher. Never the same guy! Don't know why we keep paying his ridiculous contract for a .500 pitcher. His fastball is below average, and when he gets tagged, he has a look that resembles someone who lost their puppy! I wish we could've traded him to Pittsburgh for Garrett Cole.